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April showers are more like a hard rain as grand cross skies, eclipses dominate.

April is the cruellest month, this year for sure. It comes in with a bang on Sun conjunct Uranus, and gets more intense from there, as the much-vaunted and now-perfect cardinal grand cross of Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, and Pluto is supercharged by the Moon four times on April 6, 14, 20, and 27 – every one of them rife with potential for surprise, strife, explosive change, and impacted contrariness. The pattern has been revving up since Christmas, and this month is the heart of it, though it will take another several months for it to unwind and for things to get back to normal.

Part of that is because Mars is still retrograde, so making energetic moves trends towards failure or a twisted outcome instead of sureness of foot and decisiveness. It’s no time to be invading other people’s space, yet it is often just when that happens historically. Bonaparte, Hitler, Tojo, and too-often Israel (even the U.S. at times) have sadly run acropper of this, so Mr. Putin should be a little more cautious…and so ought folks in their personal life, or they’ll come to regret it. It’s a good time to change course with sly subtleness, but not one for launching premeditated conquest.

And to add further confusion to the general disorder, it’s eclipse season again, the usual matched pair this time, with a lunar eclipse April 15 (tax surprise!) at 25 Aries/Libra and a solar eclipse on April 29 at 8 Taurus. If you have planets in those degrees, brace yourself for sudden turnarounds in the areas they cover. The sky this month has a lot of planetary aspects coming to bear, so check this month’s mileposts for the details. All in all, it’s a regular blitz, but tips on how you can keep out of its way on a daily basis are here. And April showers? Floods, more likely…but for those who need rain, at least the better half of a generally mixed blessing…

Eclipse season, in a nutshell:

Eclipses come but twice a year,
Their reputation’s rather drear,
They hold astrologers in fear
Because they land you on your ear,
Sure to catch you off your guard,
Hoist you on your own petard.
If it’s been wet, they’ll make it dry,
Or downpours bring from droughted sky,
If you’ve been rich, they’ll make you poor,
Or, drive the wolf right from your door.
Things in repair oft wind up broke,
As what you’ve got goes up in smoke,
And everything anticipated
Turns reverse of what’s awaited,
Leaving all confused and vexed,
…and just six months until the next!

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Improved Mousetrap (Market Oracle) – That’s what Gann and other planetary-based market predictions systems are…



Crowded Sky (Next Big Future) – Dwarf planets in our system are gathering like Munchkins…or, rather, we’re finally noticing them…what’s important may be another matter…


Extraterrestial Vitamin (Latin Post) – Vitamin B3, it appears, may have come from the skies above us, the product of asteroids…


Precession = Life (Science aGoGo) – Turns out our astrological sign-defining tropical precession may be the very thing that favors life…here, and elsewhere…


Overpaid Help (Telegraph) – What The News of the World paid Mystic Meg revealed in trial…as is so often the case, pay is inversely proportional to talent…


Strangest Poll Superstitions (Deccan Chronicle) – In the midst of elections, here are some Subcontinental prescriptions for coming out on top…and even more here…


Cosmos Misses the Mark (Religion and Politics) – The new science series gets the science part OK, but gets the cultural, sociological, religious, and political parts wrong...


Other Recent Stories:

Ghostwriters (Hollywood Reporter) – 1950s-60s Hollywood leading man Robert Mitchum and his wife Dorothy (just passed) started as ghostwriters for astrologer Carroll Righter…who knew??!!...

Go Full Moonwalking (The Guardian) – A lovely idea, take in some rays, we should all do it…or, for the more energetic, try running…

Backing Their Candidate (India Today) – In a rarity, astrologers not only predict a winner in national elections, they’re actively supporting him…

Super Planet Crash (UCSC) – Get to know your orbits and their implications with this totally cool game…!

Indian Sea Change (NewIndianExpress) – Elections will bring major change, say Subcontinental starcasters, as politicos flock to find propitious dates and times…

Hurtling Through Space (io9) – New visuals of what the helical path of the Sun and solar system really looks like…

Upper/Lower Case (Florida Today) – Should Sun, Moon, and Earth be capitalized? We always thought so…times are catching up…

Bioweapons Connection (Miami Herald) – The 1995 murder of astrologer Lilian Rosa Morales may have been connected to her husband’s development of biological weapons for Cuba…a cold case heats up…

Red Moon (Sierra Club) – How, when to watch April’s lunar eclipse…first of rare four-straight “blood moons” that some think foreshadows…well, the end, of course…

Lunar Dreams (Scientific Computing) – New sleep research reveal full Moons make for a different kind of dreaming...

Medieval Multiverse (MNN) – Astrologer-philosopher was formulating precursor to leading-edge cosmology way back in 1225…

Myanmar Madness (Gulf News) – New documentary details astrological craziness that military junta enforced during dark days of Burma..

Falling Sky, Falling Man (Daily Mail) – Sometimes heavenly bodies are a near-miss…skydiver nearly hit by a meteorite, see video...

Showing Her Age (NBC) – Now we know exactly how old she is, our mistress Moon…more details and story here…

Close To Mars (NASA) – In the midst of the retrograde, by definition, Mars is bright, up front, and up close…

Solar Research Interview (ANS) – Astrologer John Townley discusses recent research about genetic developmental effects of the Sun’s magnetic variation…

New Planet, Plus (EarthSky) – The outermost-yet planetoid has been discovered, and nicknamed after U.S. VP, but its perturbations suggest a much bigger, monster planet out by the Oort Cloud. Turns out, Planet X may yet surface…

Stars Make Love To The Universe (YouTube)—Shakira certainly makes all that stuff upstairs sound enthralling…

Vedic Takes LA (SCPR) – The City of Angels is becoming the city of astrologers, Subcontinent style…

An Astrological Triumph (Digital Journal) – That would be St. Peter’s Basilica, which is knee-deep in astrologal paintings, floors, and structural symbolism of the day…

Lucky Slot (Hindustan Times) – Dark-horse competitor sneaks in to steal politician’s pre-planned astrological spot for vote registration…the Subcontinent at its best…

Buying A Car? (CarTrade) – Better make sure of the aspects! This is Vedic style, but much applies to Western as well…

Attacked! (Lancashire Evening Post) – Astrologers misbehaving migrates to the UK…

Cycle Crisis (Futures) – The Crimea landgrab has developed just as major financial cycles are coming to a head…

Malaysian Mystery (Gulf News) – Now that flight #370 remains missing, the astrologers and other more etheric experts are beginning to weigh in…

Near Miss (NASA) – Perfect storm that recently nearly hit the Earth, revealed…next time…

Regulus Eclipse (Sky and Telescope) – The tiny asteroid Erigone will black out the massive fixed star Regulus (the “Heart of the Lion”” on March 19-20, a rarity indeed. Read more about Erigone and figure out the symbolism, if you can…

Beatles Astrology (ANS) – Yes, the Fab Four were into the stars, and George even had his chart rectified…

Hunt For Planet X (Daily Mail) – Don’t worry, you don’t have to put that mysterious giant planet in your horoscope, it doesn’t exist…anywhere…

Dark Matter Done It (Arxiv) – That comet/asteroid impact that likely killed the dinosaurs…might have been triggered by dark matter, could be more…

Back To Bosnia (Waking Times) – More on the sky-aligned pyramids, if pyramids they be…

Shadows of Petra (Agencias) – The ancient monastery, and others of its ilk, are aligned with the signs and seasons…

World War III (ValueWalk) – Russian astrologers predicted it would coincide with the Sochi games…on Putin’s payroll?...

Voynich Manuscript Decoded? (New Scientist) – The mystery document with all sorts of strange astrological charts may have been solved, by botanical clues…disagree? Download it yourself and have a try…

A Way of Thinking (Yareah) – That would be astrology…nice sentiments, indeed…

Your Own Planet (Washington Post) – Turns out, LDS folks may not actually get their own posthumous planet, after all…who knew?...

Solar Rhythms, ELF Waves, and Genetics (ARSA) – A direct connection between the Sun and all sorts of genetically-driven diseases and conditions, just fabulous work. Download whole paper here…

Moon Man (Stuff NZ) – A predictor being sued changes the goalposts…could (and has) happened to astrologers…

Mad About The Moon (BBC) – What the Moon has done for us, from the beginning on…nice, in-depth evolutionary piece from the Beeb, worth watching online…

Most Likely, Least Likely… (Washington Post) – …to think astrology is scientific, or believe evolution, or even know the Earth goes around the Sun. This study, reported earlier, is being jumped on by all sorts of interest groups and interpreted in the damnedest ways…

Near-Miss Asteroid Vanishes (io9) – It just missed Earth, with lots of news coverage, and then…

New State Seen In Stars (Times of India) – The brand-new state being born was predicted by the stars, along with troubles to come…

Still Crucial (Economic Times) – To Subcontinent politicos, this venerable starcaster is still a modern must…but, there are more…

Blood Moon Hiding? (WND) – Is NASA part of a conspiracy, or just repairing it’s site? A little conspiracy paranoia, but still, what do the “blood” Moon eclipses mean?...more here...

Back to the Stars (Irrawaddy) – Star consulting again takes a front seat in Thailand’s troubled political situation, this time with populist ex-PM Thaksin’s former wife looking to ease him back in, where riots have failed…

Taking It Seriously (UPI) – The percentage of young adult Americans who think astrology is a science or at least kind of one is way up. Even most astrologers won’t claim that…

Distorted Press (ANS) – Starcaster Robert Curry rightly says media coverage misdescribes what astrology is…but not toward the “scientific” belief mentioned above…makes one wonder…

The Astrologer Did It (ANS) – A subgenre of crime fiction is growing, in which an astrologer is the sleuth…but in the Subcontinent these days, as you can see from our coverage below, the astrologer is sometimes the perp…

Sex Magic Astrologer (Sydney Morning Herald) – More Subcontinent astrologers behaving badly, and in yet another, ongoing case in court, unbelieveably…

Prediction Tax (Times of India) – If you predicted someone’s election, and then she rewarded you after she got elected (against all odds), would you have to pay income tax on it? You bet…

Sleeping With The Moon (PR Newswire) – New product is taking advantage of recent lunar phase study to get folks a little better night’s sleep…

Stormy Tides (The Independent) – This year’s particularly wretched winter storms have been having all the help the Moon can give them…

New Year Moon Myths, Facts (Space.com) – Lots of fun details on the Moon, its phases, and so on…gung hei fat choy to all!...

Russian Futures (Moscow Times) – A rocky year ahead for the Winter Olympics host, according to local starcasters…but an ancient prediction that a Vladimir would save all…

Werewolf Diet (Time) – If you can grow great grapes that make wonderful wine by the phases of the Moon, why not diet that way? Water weight, tides, and all that involved…

Child Sacrifice (Times of India) – More astrologers behaving badly, from our Subcontinent police blotter…

Black Moon (EpochTimes) – Two new moons in a calender month, new term, and this one’s a (new)SuperMoon, too…nice graphics, observation hints…

Planets On Your Wrist (TheVerge) – Yes, you can have them right there, humming along, but don’t ask the price, it’s from VanCleef and Arpel…

AstroPsychology (ANS) – Dr. Glenn Parry rephrases his dictum that psychology is actually astrology, or is it the other way around?...soft science defined by soft science…

Scary April (The Guardian) – Susan Miller says grand cross makes April so scary she’s giving classes on it…well, we’ve been telling you that for some time…

Astrologers’ Consciousness Levels (ANS) – It seems we’re a dreadfully aware bunch, if you accept the definitions of awareness in this somewhat strange study…

Solar Cycle Freeze (Orlando Sentinel) – Solar cycle will send us into an ice age, not global warming…heard this one before…

Stronger Jews (Israel International News) – Egyptian starcaster says Saturn going into Sagittarius will aid the Israelites, and always has…

Kepler Appreciated (ANS) – Astronomers pooh-pooh his astrological work, but without it, there would be no modern astronomy…

Maxi-Moon, Mini-Moon (Wunderground) – Worth being reminded that this New Year’s cardinal grand cross SuperMoon (new Moon variety) is followed by a full Moon of minimal effect…and that’s always the case, even when you reverse it…

Earthly Star (NASA) – Earth, Jupiter, and Venus make a blended Christmas Star, as seen from STEREO’s space camera…plus, from NASA, a nice Star of Bethlehem conjunction tale

Three Cycles to Watch (Marketwatch) – In the coming year, some repeating periods are coming to fruition…

Emotional Cycles (Reality Sandwich) – Basic four personality types from traditional astrology may be seasonal and cyclic, and quite real…fascinating research…

Ritual for Child Sex (Times of India) – Sounds more salacious than it is, but astrologers shouldn’t be guaranteeing a couple a boy (or girl) child by planting a lemon tree…health department is investigating…

Shakin’ and Quakin’, Again (Novinite) – Bulgarian starcaster drumming up anxiety, scaring the horses, and neighbors, for which he was sued last time…

Peace Predictions (The News) – 83-year-old Bejan Daruwalla, India’s high-profile astro-sage who “looks exactly like an astrologer should look like”, journeys to Pakistan to forecast end of seemingly-endless Subcontinent superpower conflict…

Free Apps (BRW) – That’s what everybody expects in astrology, makes it hard to make a living, even for rich and popular Sun-sign purveyors like Susan Miller…well, you get what you pay for…

Mini-Moon (Washington Post) – Supermoons, at their biggest and closest, are much-heralded. This one was the opposite…but it was also right on the Galactic Center…does it matter?...it’s going to be a complicated December, anyway…!

Self-Indulgent (NY Daily News) – People into astrology are so self-involved, just too into themselves…or so this odd bit of research would have you believe…

New Moon at Saturn? (Daily Mail) – Is the Dour One spawning a little one? Looks like it…

Was Jesus A Gemini? (ANS) – Or was Christ a Capricorn? This one’s an old chestnut reinvented, with an exact time of birth, yet…but our only Christmas-star story this year, so far…

Hitler’s Astrologer (GeeksofDoom) – The comic book, The Shadow at work in 1941…we love it…

Another Lifetime (Un. of VA) – Kids recalling past lives, with Virginia’s Jim Tucker back in the news at his alma mater…no astrology here, except thatit happened to us, sort of…

Cricket Astro-Fix (Economic Times) – Astrologer is calling the shots on big league cricket team, government is investigating…

Financial Forecasting, How Real? (The Telegraph) – More on Arch Crawford, among others, with yeas and nays, in the pages of The Telegraph…and here's theother big one...

Skeptical Rebuffs (ANS) – Some retorts for those who think astrology is hokum, but use hokum to make their own points…

Zodiac Killer (New Indian Express) – Well, sort of. An astrologer who murdered five people, now in custody…we can’t resist the police blotter…

Astrological Case Files (ANS) – A collection of 54 short stories about what it’s like to consult with an astrologer…

Flame or Fizzle? (Sky and Telescope) – Comet ISON, once touted to be the comet of the century, may have made it past the Sun…after which it may, or may not, be a spectacle after all…running updates here…

Dirty Girl (The Guardian) – Venus is drifting in a cloud of dust…who knew? Maybe it explains something…

Crowdsource Asteroids (NASA) – Groupthink approach may fine-tune threats, ward off disaster. Could we do this with astrology?...

Seasonal Birth Disorders (The Atlantic) – Multiple diseases are associated with  births in certain times of the year…is it astrology? Many would hate to admit that…

Prize Winner (PBS) – Author is youngest ever to win Booker Prize, for a mystery novel with an astrological theme…

What Happened To Mars? (NASA) – Once warm and wet, it’s now cold and dry…how’d that come to pass?...NASA intends to find out…unless Russia does first…

Halloween Storms (NASA) – The atmosphere was all a-glow, despite this weak (though freaky) solar max…

Wikipedia Biased… (ANS) -- …against astrologers, and proponents of every other edge science that official skeptics hate, such as Rupert Sheldrake…

Fishy Omens? (CNN) – It’s not astrology, but it may be forecasting…does this double-sighting presage the next “big one” to hit California?...

An Asteroid Named…What??!! (ANS) – With something like 17,000 named, small asteroids roiling around, what are the chances of their conjunctions being meaningful…? Is this nominative determinism, or something else, entirely?...

Comet Strike (WITS) – Tangible evidence, for the first time, of early comet collision with Earth, destroying all in its path…

Lonely Newborn (Institute for Astronom y) – A brand-new planet, wandering lost in space…

Diamonds In The Air (National Geographic) – When lightning strikes on Jupiter and Saturn, the atmosphere crystallizes…

Call My Broker…No, My Astrologer! (Business Week) – Starcasters cast increasing weight in panicky financial markets these days…

Oaths of Office (The Hindu) – Subcontinental politicians can get totally twisted up trying to get it straight with the stars…some hilarious tales of just such attempts gone awry…

Mars Trojans (Icarus) – Yet more gatherings at Lagrange points L4 and L5, most recently Neptune, this time around Mars…that sextile-trine orbital point is so mellow, everybody wants to be there…

Last Gasp (Urania) – First it was the comet of the century, then maybe only a bit of a contender, now a breath away from R.I.P. …

Astrology Not Vedic (Times of India) – It arrived with Alexander the Great, with the Greeks, says Subcontinent scientist…

Seeking Your Fortune (NewsObserver) – Want to be a card-reader and astrologer for a living? All you need is a good business plan…just take this PhD’s advice…if only being a doctor or lawyer were this easy…

Astro Dumplings (ANS) – Long-banned in China, astrology makes a comeback as new generation discovers it, Western-style, online…

Astro Dumplings (ANS) – Long-banned in China, astrology makes a comeback as new generation discovers it, Western-style, online…

Sun Shots (Thunderbolts) – Why do ancient glyphs and legends have people shooting at the Sun?...and even more rock stuff…

Muddy Memories (Thunderbolts) – Are myths, planetary or otherwise, formed much more recently than we believe?…goodbye archetypes…

As Bright As Venus (NASA) – Well the “comet of the century” hasn’t entirely fizzled out, after all, but will hardly be a sky-dominator…

Solar Flatline (Daily Kos) – Solar activity, only recently frenetic, has suddenly hushed, when it ought to be peaking. What’s up?...more here…

God, Fate, and the Stars… (New Indian Express) – …as discussed earnestly by persons of varied persuasions on the Subcontinent…

Myanmar Mainstream (PRI) – Astrology remains a constant in the life of Myanmar citizens, regardless of political change…

Dog Signs (Your Daily Journal) – In a society that now has a cable TV channel just for dogs to watch, no surprise there should be a canine Sun sign column, with a site to match…

Long Ago and Far Away (Aeon) – As we start planning to alter our own planets, maybe it’s been done already, just not here yet…looking for transiting, artificial planets…

$500 Candles (WFMJ) – And that was just the start of this $28,000+ Pennsylvania swindle under the name of astrology. A good reason to separate general fortunetelling and other mystic uncertainties from the more formal arts of the sky…

Planets Don’t Influence Sun (AANDA) – Periodicity of solar activity, recently thought to be associated with planets, may not be, after all…but indicators either way seem awfully far-fetched…

Multi-layered Saturn (Science Recorder) – Monster storm reveals the dour planet is a mixture of layers that tell multiple stories…astrologers might metaphorically take note…

Synchronized Butterflies (ESO) – Planetary nebulae across the universe – that can’t possibly be connected – somehow all line up…with us! Something very cosmic is going on here, and no one knows what it is…

Cosmic Crash (Dartmouth) – Newly-documented asteroid/comet impact around 10,000 BC appears to have changed everything…

Mars Hoax Redux (Digital Journal) – Every year since 2004, this chestnut has been making the rounds…no, Mars is not extra close (quite the opposite) and will never look as big as the Moon…

The Wet One (Daily Galaxy) – Ceres, no longer just an asteroid but a dwarf planet, may be more nourishing that even astrologers dreamed…it could be the gateway for water in our part of the system…

Martian Origins (Smithsonian) – Now it’s not a matter of life on Mars, but rather, did life come from Mars…the planet of war may be more like the home planet…hmmm…

Not Written In The Stars (ArchDruid Report) – Ill-funded astronomers might do well to follow Kepler’s lead and try a hand at professional astrology, as skeptics’ crusade wanes and flickers…

Bitterly Cold (CBS/AP) – That’s what the Northeast U.S. can expect this winter, according to tidal and sunspot-based predictions from Maine’s Farmers’ Almanac

Tracking The Dog Star (New Scientist) – 11,000-year-old temple Gobekli Tepe was used to keep an eye on Sirius…even more in the latest issue ofEdgeScience

South Atlantic Black Hole (Technology Review) – A vortex, just like in outer space, based on another seminal observation of motion from our old friend Lagrange…and her's more on the outer space version that kicks off star formation...

Shocking Abuse (New Indian Express) – Neighbors thought he was a pious planetary pooja-maker, but this astrologer had darker things in mind…from our astro police blotter…

Antikythera Redux (Bibliotecapleyades) – Well, here’s the amazing Greek orrery device in a brand-new, working model…very pretty, indeed…

Happiest Years (Daily Mail) – Ages 23 and 69 are the happiest years of our lives, says new research…must be some cycles crossing there…!

Planetary Ponzi  (Orlando Sentinel) – Broker who used astrology in bunko investment scheme sentenced to the slammer…

Saturn Reruns (ContactMusic) – Well, it’s Saturn returns, of course, and a pop group’s album all about the same…

Clovis Comet Catastrophe (Daily Mail) – Evidence suggests that a comet laid waste to the Clovis People, among  the earliest settlers of North America…

Russian Fireball Traced(The Province) – The source of the dramatic meteor strike that injured a thousand in Russia recently has been uncovered, the mother lode which it broke away from…

Philippine Astrology Honored (Rappler) -- To commemorate the birth centennial of poet, journalist, publisher, and astrologer Serafin Lanot and mark the existence of astorlogy in Philippine culture and history the Lopez Museun presents "Poetry of Stars: An Overview of Astrology in the Philippines from Aug.15-17... 

Pluto Cartography (Wired) – When you’re on that outer planet, it’s hard to track just where you are…interesting take on the ins and outs of latitude and longitude…

Megalithic Mystery (Daily Grail) – Site of 9000-year-old “ringing” megaliths in Indonesia may be peak of ancient pyramid…another astrological “observatory” from a lost civilization?...

Department for Astrological Affairs (Oman News) – Here’s one Mideast country making it regulated official policy, while next door you can get beheaded for it…got to watch where you step over there…

Another Grand Slam? (Sports Pulse) – Roger Federer could do it again, according to this starcaster…

Restless Moon (ANS) – Research review reveals that it takes longer to fall asleep during a full Moon…even in a dark, isolated laboratory…

Comets’ Graveyard (RAS) – Discovered: where comets go to die, and are sometimes reborn…

Comet Kaput (Urania) – The “Comet of the Century” promised for this fall appears to be headed for premature disintegration…bummer…

Astronomer Love (ANS) – Mike Brown, the guy who downsized Pluto, says he has a warm spot in his heart for astrologers…hmmm…

Shooting (at) Stars (BBC) – Indian army mistook Jupiter and Venus for Chinese spy drones, tried to shoot them down…

Prince for PM! (3news) – Vedic starcaster predicts young George will grow up to run for prime minister…and win! We like that, as there’s a lot more edge on his chart than most are noticing…is it legal? Not for all royals, but in his case, yes...!

George VII... (MACs) -- ...that's what he'll eventually be, if he survives a challenging childhood and lives a long, long time...our personal take on the new Prince of Cambridge...

The Royal Kid (IBTimes) – Every astrologer on earth chimed in on this one, everyone gushingly admiring of this month’s grand trine, ignoring the two dire T-crosses…well, almost everyone…

Another Supermoon (Westwood Patch) – It’s getting to be almost ordinary, third one in a row, but with all the solar activity recently, it’s definitely another stirring of the pot…maybe it will pop out the royal kid…[note: it did!]

Astrology and Marriage (Smithsonian) – Here’s a study that shows multiple levels of stupidity, from Sun-sign assumptions to bad astrologers, to absurd conclusions based on irrelevant premises…

Weakest Solar Peak (io9) – Not enough Sunspots, as cycle reaches late peak, but we’ve certainly been noticing them when they happen…

Movie Role Research (Mirror) – Helena Bonham Carter used natal chart to help understand Liz Taylor’s character better in new film portrayal…good idea…

Oldest Calendar (National Geographic) – 10,000-year-old Stone Age lunar observatory just discovered in Scotland. A “pit calendar”, it was both accessible and easily-adjustable…

New Moon at Neptune (NASA) – Just a little tyke, no wonder they missed it thus far…

A Whale of a Tail (NASA) – Not just comets have tails, so does our entire solar system as it drills through the space around our galaxy…now we’ve got pictures…

Seasonal Afflictions (Time) – Babies conceived in May tend to be premature, in summer they tend to be heavier, plus season immune differentials, even weight of the moms…science explores tropical astrology without the catchy sign names…

The Eyes Have It (Philippine Daily Inquirer) – Or, rather, they don’t, at certain parts of the lunar cycle – enough to make your eyeballs pop…

Many Paths  (Bellingham Herald) – Evolutionary astrology sees the starry art more as a matter of faith and belief…

Merged Moon (The Australian) – It appears we have two moons in our one, according to latest theory…

Naming Pluto’s Brood (Seti) – the most outer planet’s newest moons now have names, straight out of the underworld myth… the dogs, and the river…

Murder Most Foul  (Times of India) – Astrologer suspect, among others, to get brain scanned (!) in conspiracy killing…a deleted computer horoscope and other shifty stuff are under the microscope…

Myanmar Mystics and the Military (Japan Times) – The ruling junta used to do the damndest things, like cross-dressing to end-run the prediction of a woman coming to power, and they still do…

Saturn’s Yearly Storm (Science World Report) – Turns out, Saturn’s weather goes nuts once a year, once of its year, that is…

High Wind on Venus (Daily Galaxy) – Venus’s extreme weather, however, has not yet been so well-explained…

Midsummer In Iran (Iran newsblog) – If you were an astrologer in modern Iran, you’d be killed…progress, anyone?...reflections from a native…

Cosmic Rocks (UTK) – Native Americans put their views of the sky and its meanings, now being deciphered, on the walls of caves in the Appalachians…

No Astrology On Indian TV? (Afaqs) – A broadcasting challenge to televised astrology in the most unlikely of nations…

Uranus Stalkers (CSMonitor) – Lurking in the wake of the topsy-turvy planet are its own set of Trojans…

Windy Venus (ESA) – Venus is experiencing increasingly high winds, beyond all record…

Saturn Vibrates Like A Bell (Daily Galaxy) – And the rings reverberate accordingly…and isn’t that what it’s all about, here and there?

Economy Improving (ANS) – So says this astrologer, based on nodal cycle, but we’ve been telling you for a couple of years that a glance at Jupiter tells the whole story…

Martian Rhythms (NASA) – Diurnal temperature on Mars peaks twice a day, from atmospheric tides, not once like everyplace else, adding a previously-unguessed dual nature to the god of war…

Standing With Stones (DailyGrail) – Super documentary on astrological alignments of stone circles and monuments across ancient Britain, available online…

Revealing Occultation (Science Recorder) – When nearby Proxima Centauri passes over background stars, new worlds may come into view…

Einstein Discovers Planet (Time) – Well, not really, but his theory has enabled it, in principle…

Music of the Spheres: Star Songs (Center for Astrophysics) – Blind astronomer has found new way to explore the universe…a whole site about it here…

Buy Some Horoscope Essence (Online Game Directory) – Multilevel astrologers selling attributes for gold are part of Clash of the Dragons…hilarious stuff…

Astrology and Art (PopMatters) – New book on astrology, Italian Renaissance art, and the cosmos of the period, looks good…!

Windy Planets (Space Reporter) – The outer planets are stormy environments, and now investigators believe they know why…

Archetypes and Horoscopes (MarketWatch) – Archetype word site and promoter of the Five Factor Model, among other entities, ties up with astrology, not too much of a stretch, we would surmise…

Lunar Blast (NASA) – The Moon got smacked in the eye just recently, and lit up like a Christmas tree…were you looking up when it happened…?

Peruvian Pyramid (LiveScience) – Yet another ancient monument has been linked to astro-observation…

Martian Weather (MaxPlanck) – Finally, a decent forecast for the potentially snowbound Mars-goer…

Poll-Time Nexus (Bangalore Mirror) – Celeb starcaster in bed with politicos to fix elections…but it seems election time ispooja to pooja in the Subcontinent these days…

Bollywood Star-Suit (IndiaTV) – Astrologer who gained fame predicting his own death (but didn’t die) now suing film company for allegedly using his story…

Stonewall Moon (Texas State) – It turns out the untimely death of Confederate General “Stonewall” Jackson can be blamed on the Moon…

Time on Saturn (Un. Of Iowa) – Changes in the magnetosphere are tagged to Saturn’s seasons, and may be similarly so here on Earth, which could explain a lot…

Time Crystals (Wired) – New theory has time fractured, and motion perpetual, with multiple implications…

Hurricane Saturn (NASA) – On this staid, conservative planet, all hell breaks loose on a regular basis at the North Pole. Fabulous photos…

Hot and Youthful (Exeter Univ.) – Actually, old Saturn has a lot more spring in its elastic step than it might have, and here’s why…

Poet’s Stars (The Hindu) – Famous poet’s astrological works to be published for the first time…the subject that fascinated him predicted he would die young, which he did, at 36…

A Winning Time (Sunday Leader) –  In picking election date, Tamil president declares, “My astrologer gives me a winning time and I will decide on the basis on what he says.” Surely, the intention sounds rigged, even if it’s wishful thinking…

Dead Astrologers’ Society (Four Moons) – New Internet discussion show on history of astrology out of Texas…

Dead Astrologers (Smithsonian) – “Human computer” astrologer on Subcontinent passes at 83, so does down-under starcaster Richard Sterling…

Name A Planet (IAU) – Schemes to take money for naming exoplanets are bogus, says the International Astronomical Union. But some will sell you not only names, but evenreal estate on the Moon and local planets…

Bad Predictions (Deccan Chronicle) – Standard yearly forecasts like abundant rains regularly fail to come true, but at least those involved don’t get killed for it (see below)…

Time Machine (The Telegraph) – Iranian has new way of predicting the future: go there. Patent is under wraps so Chinese won’t steal it…

Sea Henge (LiveScience) – A lost astrological monument turns up under the Sea of Galillee…

Pundit Pandit (Medianama) – Interesting interview with our friend Hemang Pandit, founder of India’s largest astrology site, Ganesha Speaks. It’s a fascinatingly different market, and culture…starting with cricket…

Mad Men Astrology (Papermag) – Susan Miller, in a rare moment of originality, deduces the horoscopes of the characters in the hit TV series…

Election Consultations (DNA India) – It’s election time again, and astrologers are raising their fees as politician jostle for auspicious moves…

The New Comet (Thunderbolts) – The arrival of the new comet this fall could be the most spectacular ever, or another “comet of the century” dud like Kohoutek, depending on the electric charges involved…it’s already inside the orbit of Jupiter…

Clubbed To Death (Hindu Business Line) – Starcaster allegedly duped victim with phony predictions, paid with it for his life…

Spider King’s Astrologer (Pakistan Today) – Editorial comparison between Louis XI’s astrologer and modern Pakistan’s army…

Keyboard Zodiac (Beethovenfest) – Classical pianist explains hidden symbolism of Beethoven and Wagner at Beethovenfest…

Fake Astrologer (DaijiWorld) – The Subcontinent has it right, bust the penny-ante charlatans. The West should do as well, they have to take you for millions before the cops notice…

Water Waste (Religion.info) – Astrologer and social activist gets award for scheme to conserve and recycle millions of gallons of temple sacrificial milk and water…

The Astrologer of Karabagh (Armenian Weekly) – The 1834 Zubov novel for the first time in English translation…

Short Stories (WTNH) – As good an entry into astrology as any, for the short of attention, we suppose…

Collision Course (NASA) – As earlier noted, a comet might hit Mars in the fall…well how about all our expensive stuff up there, roving about on the surface? NASA still might benefit…

Scholarly Lament (ANS) – Bruce Scofield decries the position modern astrology has found/put itself in, for lack of taking itself seriously as a science, and all that requires…long our positionas well, as we repeat in various ways…

Astrological Twins (Examiner) – Their lives come out similar, but not the same, though not (as this article contends) because of the “free will principle”…!

Universe Older Than Thought… (NASA) – …by 100 million years, with more regular and dark matter, but less dark energy…who knew?...

Rogue Planet Flyby (Livescience) – That’s one disturbing way things could get seriously or terminally worse, in new Weather Channel series…more here…

Rational Russians (Interfax-religion) – As Americans become less skeptical of astrology, the former Soviets are becoming more so…

What Ptolemy Knew (Technology Review) – The great Classical astrologer’s star catalogue had atmospheric brightness corrections not “discovered” until 1500 years later…

Hollow Phobos? (WhoForted) – Is one of the Moons of Mars not only hollow, but perhaps artificial, or a mined asteroid? Rife for speculation…

Ten More Moons (Space.com) – For distant Pluto…the God of Death may be a dwarf planet, but it’s got a formidable brood…will we name them all?...

Sun Stone for Real (Independent) – We’ve known the Viking Sun stone was for real for some time. Hey, we’re selling them!  But now one has been found aboard a Tudor ship…

Evidence… (ANS) – … for astrological claims. Turns out those other planets really do affect us, after all, despite an earlier scientific coverup…

Lilly Remembered (This Is Leicestershire) – The great astrologer’s hometown newspaper looks back at his life, and his cottage…

Mars Smackdown? (Space.com) – It appears the planet of war is on collision course with a seriously-large comet…

Jupiter vs. The Sun (The National) – It appears that Jupiter may drive the magnetic portion of the solar cycle, and climate on Earth. An argument for astrology? Well, a start…



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A Bridge Too Far -- Too Much of a good Jupiter thing can make life crazy...

Retro Tides -- When lots of planets are retro, it gets crazy...

Derailing Destiny -- When you  move for a solar return, you alter your fate...

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Bad Company -- How to avoid it!

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Jupiter Skies: Pump Up The Volume -- Giant planet to rule the skies in the 'teens...

Zodiac Signs: Physical Facts --Constellations don't endure, but signs last pretty much forever...

Colors of Change -- A synesthetic view of stars, skies, and the mood below...

Sunrise or Sunset -- Is that light breaking the dawn, or just a clearing evening sky?...

Neptuned-Out! American Madness -- The U.S. gets a quadruple dose of Neptune, redolent with confusion, fear, and separation...

A Guide To Astrology Reports -- Are they a valuable tool, or a waste of time? It depends...

Retro Rhythms -- What gives with retrogrades? Physically, and metaphorically, they're moves in a celestial hoedown...

Real Progressions -- A physical basis for the mystery of progressions...it's about fractal resonance across time...

The Vertex: Crossroads of Destiny -- This little-used "third angle" can be the most important location in your chart...

A Time To Glean -- After the summer sky storm is over, opportunities will abound...

La Petite Mort: The Big O -- The grand cross in the bedroom...

Artful Dodging: Crisis Tips! -- More than one way to skin a cat...

When the Sky Is Falling!--  A checklist of dangers, and opportunities...

Birthday Stars -- Where you go on your birthday can affect your whole year...and you get to choose... 

Show Me The Money! -- The real money in astrology is not is selling astrology, it's in using astrology to sell...

An Astrologer's Tale -- A multimedia bio-triptych...three new articles in one about how this astrologer got here, from visions to reincarnation, and throughout all, music... 

Can I Help You? -- An astrologer's quandry. Are we supposed to help, comfort, cheer, or just observe and advise? It depends...

Many Rainbows -- Mulitiple scaled spectra -- from rhythm to sound to light to the planets, all share the same meanings in the same relative positions...

Composite Charts: They Grow On You -- They might seem to be mere mathematical artifacts, albeit highly insightful, but they may grow exactly like natals... 

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The Breathing Tide -- Retrograde periods are the breath points that allow us to adapt to harsh outer planet changes... 

Circles And Stones -- Henges and sacred places -- they're everywhere, across history, and they may still be forming by association and accumulaltion... 

Windowpanes: Through A Glass, Darkly -- Are our windows on reality simply refelections of ourselves, or is that just getting in the way of the larger, deeper landscape?

The Gathering Sky: Aspect Dynamics -- When big aspects are in the offing, actual events are determined by the pressure that builds up before them...

Lagrange Points: A Mystery Solved -- The basis of all planetary aspects may be as simple as gravity itself...

Deconstruction: A Pluto Primer -- When everything seems to be falling apart, the grass is already growing under your feet...

Arc Transform Charts -- This most unique and delicate of all harmonic charts is perfect for ultra-fine tuning...

The Planetary Order I: Rising Ahead Of The Sun -- The planet ahead of your Sun is your opening act and calls your tune...first of three...

The Planetary Order II: Your Ducks In A Row -- Which planets come first, next, and last is the key to your whole life schedule...second of three...

Planetary Order III: Islands In The Sky --The common chart patterns reveal scattered islands whose dynamics come from time...third of three...

The Celebrity Astrology -- Is our fascination with celebrity charts just entertainment, or is there a greater meaning in it all?...

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The Moon On Deck -- More on the physical reasons astrology works -- and why it precedes its usual explanations...

Cedar Skies -- Beirut astrologer Carmen Chammas's predictions have come a little too close in powderkeg Middle East...

The Sunshine Astrologer -- Interview with Vanity Fair astrologer Michael Lutin...

The AstroBlogosphere -- There's a fresh, new world of astrological opinion exploding on the scene, check it out now!...NEW and constantly updated!

The (Not So) Void-Of-Course Moon -- When the Moon goes void, it's not just a blank slate...there's a whole lot happening to hang on to...

Aspects And Orbs -- The Taming Power Of The Small.  Include the "smaller" aspects, which aren't so small! 

Mar-Uranus, Redux --Snapshots in the sky: the Mars-Uranus conjunction tells where the next world crisis will be...

Darning Your Threads --Rectification by association: find the most common degrees around you, from the people you know and daily events, and establish your correct Ascendant and Midheaven...

ThePersonal Void-Of-Course Moon --There'sanother Void-Of-Course Moon that's your very own...

Threads Of Destiny -- Your relationships, your world, are painted by overlapping planetary threads...

Adolescent Nation  -- why America is only 19 years old, complete with a year-by-year growth chart...

It's Not On The Map! -- The nature of composite charts means you can’t map them – because they’re not real charts at all, they’re artifacts. Here's how and why...

Seize The Day -- astrology is all about startups, from moment to moment, so switch on your engine...

Of Time And Tides -- "There is a tide in the affairs of men"...really, there is, and it floats your boat...

Paul Kammerer's Seriality (2 meg .pdf) -- the inventor of synchronicity (no, not Jung) uncovered how everything weird in this world actually, naturally, works...

Professor Seward's Foray From The Beyond -- do you speak to the dead? Yes, I don't...or maybe, I...well, anyway, it's a true story, honest...

Toward a Physical Basis for Astrology -- There is a physical link between the planets and you. It's simple physics, no metaphysics required...just gravity, inertia, and time...

Heavenly Vacations -- where does your Sun-sign find most pleasure in the sun? Here's a traveller's guide...

Your Birthday Headlines -- what was happening around the world on the day you were born? Does it tell you as much  as your horoscope?...ripped from the pages of the Times...

America, Quo Vadis? -- Americans will believe anything these days, with progressed Moon just into Pisces...it wasn't always that way -- how we got here, what's next...



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