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Things finally start moving topsides this March, as a weak and locked-up fire-shy see-saw sky of retro Mars and Saturn set against the world gradually transforms into a splash pattern with planets shifting position all over the place. The recovery phase from late December’s wreck is just about finished as Mars gets moving again back through Leo and the inner planets catch fire as they pass the equinox.

It’s not just a jumbled free-for-all, however, but a gathering storm headed into tight focus as Jupiter speeds to its destined rendezvous with Uranus entering Aries, beginning the final clash with retro Saturn, intersected by wrecking-ball Pluto smack in between, like multiple armies feeding into the siege of Gondor. That swirling sky may seem randomly blustery and gusty in true March fashion, but it marks the edge of a tightly-formed constellation of great strength, and Jupiter riding to the rescue finally gives the long-locked-up celestial forces a positive push over the edge as they make landfall on all of our lives, from the outer, global picture to the inner, personal watershed.

So don’t take those seemingly desultory, shifting breezes too lightly – they’re about to gather into a gale that can speed you to your destination or blow out your sails, depending on how you position yourself this month and next. Once the onset has begun, there will be no more time for trimming ship, so set your canvas carefully, then put a double watch on the helm to see you through the spring and summer’s revolving cyclone.

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They Believe (Shan Herald) – Burmese soldiers do. There are two astrologers for every 40 soldiers in the army there…but it’s not going to save them…


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Nemesis (Space.com) – Is there a lurking monster in our planetary neighborhood? More thoughts on a old celestial bugbear…

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Swamis and Scandals (Pakistan News) – There are more dangers lurking in Pakistan than just the Taliban…could be your astrologer is out to get you…fraud, rape, murder, and more fill the police blotter…

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Mother Looks Good (DNA India) – Mother India, that is. According to GaneshaSpeaks’ primo starcaster Bejan Daruwalla, Saturn entering Libra bodes well…

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Hate Mail (The Times) – From children, to museums who don’t include Pluto. Ironically, kids are this spunky planet of death’s biggest fans…

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Biological Clocks (Sign On San Diego) – Our intimate links with planet’s multiple rhythms has become a major field of study…

Go Ask Alice (Examiner) – Something about astrological pinball effects and the new movie version of Alice In Wonderland…well, it’s from the Examiner, America’s online answer to Pravda


Other Recent Stories:

Astrologer Arrested (The Nation) – For making politically troublesome predictions. He’s a close crony of an army supporter of ousted Thai PM Thaksin…

Eye on the Tiger (The Hindu) – In the Year of the Tiger, the tiger gets a break because of, in one villager’s words, “the aligning of good planets resulting in excellent people coming together”…

Center of the Universe (News One) – That would be the Earth, as it is still viewed by astrologers. And it’s what Galileo should have thought, based on his early research, new contemporary documents reveal…

Name That Tune (Indian Weekender) – In the cosmic symphony, the good astrologer picks out the relevant tunes…nice piece on Hindu approach to astrology and magnetism, Tesla, more…

Shields Up (Scientific American) – Speaking of magnetism, earlier-than-thought-magnetic field enabled life to develop here to begin with, and likely elsewhere…

Warming To The Stars (BNET) – Goofy climate change bill from South Dakota legislators is giving astrology a bad name…the fault lies not in the stars, but in these underlings…

Lurking ‘Roids (New Scientist) – Newly-spotted, dangerous near-Earth asteroids are creeping about the neighborhood in darkened cloaks…

Slippery Seer (NY Times) -- Psychic is nailed by SEC for Ponzi-scheme fraud...investors might better stick to astrology...

Traders Turn To Stars (CityAM) – The financial crisis wasn’t about CDSs and sub-prime, but Saturn and Pluto…

Most Wanted Man (Daily Mirror) – That’s because his predictions have been so accurate…

Better Calendar (Daily Pioneer) – Indian date-reckoning is more in tune with nature than Western, or so say Indians…

Under Fire (DNA India) – Astrologer Bejan Daruwalla, headliner for India’s #1 star site GaneshaSpeaks, is target of government suit to ban astrology…

A Fortunate Man (Financial Express) – That would be Hemang Pandit, CEO of India’s GaneshaSpeaks, whose aggregating “astrology mall” approach and live cellphone services take 50% of India’s astrology market…

Heaven Luck (ABC) – That’s just one of the several kinds of luck that favored lottery winner…

Looming Sham (ISN) – Burma’s star-happy junta is picking a good date for election charade…

Welcome Criticism (Economic Times) – Warnings against stock market astrolgers are praised by…stock market astrologers…

Pluto Times Twenty (Listicles) – Twenty cute, funny, sad, and poignant portrayals of the punky planet…or see a PBS Nova special on it’s eightieth anniversary…

Failed Fortune Killer (AOL News) – Psychic’s love spell didn’t pan out, so client traveled 2600 miles to murder her…are astrologers next?…

Kidnapped Starcaster (Express Buzz) – Why murder, when you can just snatch an astrologer for ransom? This one just got rescued…

Quacks In Slacks (New Straits Times) – Stock market regulators warn of bad financial advice from ill-starred starcasters, however good they look…

Close Call (The National) – You don’t want your kid born on an eclipse…a near miss, with doctor’s help…

Solar Rhythms (Science Daily) – The Sun has its own interior cycles – it undulates and rings like a bell…

Vote For Pluto! (EarthSky) – Kids who read Highlights magazine will get to vote on whether Pluto should be a planet…sounds like a sure thing to us…cast your vote here… after you see a video view…

Like A Good Doctor (SiliconIndia) – That’s what going to a good astrologer is like…

Online Marriage (AFP) – The Subcontinent has problems here, with mangliks getting the short end of the stick, as usual…

Saturn All Aglow (Space.com) – Polar auroras on the planet seen for the first time…

Pluto A Planet (Oregon Live) – Or so declares Gresham, Oregon, population 100,000, as Pluto’s discovery turns eighty…

Russian Revolutions (Javno) – Major starcaster predicts major changes in the former Soviet Union this year…

Valentine Tiger (Toronto Record) – The new Moon ushering in the Year of the Tiger falls on Valentine’s Day. Fierce love, or something else? A volatile year or hope for tigers…

Oceans Of Diamonds (DNA India) – That’s what we may find on the outer planets Uranus and Neptune, with diamond icebergs, according to California’s Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories…

Of Tree and Sky (Time) – Star positions etched in ancient California arborglyphs are a mystery…

We Got Rhythm (The Biggest Study) – …planetary rhythm…worthwhile recollections of Frank Brown, one of astrology’s first and best researchers…

Russell Grant’s Astrology (Aussie-Nintendo) – A close look at the video game bearing the Brit boffin’s moniker…

Cosmo Theorist (International Reporter) – That sounds like a novel name for an astrologer, commenting on politics in general…

Star Power (NY Observer) – Feature piece on astrologer Susan Miller

Suckers For The Stars (Telegraph) – Italians are spending a fortune on fortunetellers…who are making a fortune in the process…

In The Language (Expressbuzz) – From Jesus to astrology, the Tamil vocabulary has root words for more than you would think, a hidden historical tale…

Back On The Boil (BBC) – After an unusually long quiet period, the Sun is back to roiling up a storm, spitting out spots and flares that will disrupt communications as another peak approaches…

Summer On Pluto (Hubble) – While Saturn enters spring, Pluto is approaching its summer solstice…they're in square by aspect, and by internal seasons, adding to their current dynamic...

When Asteroids Collide(NASA) -- ...and they just did, there’s not much left but bits and pieces, as Hubble telescope has just discoveredhere’s a cool picture…

Drunken Duet (Scena) – Between a king and his astrologer, in Chabrier’s L’Etoile…

America’s Stonehenge (Concord Monitor) – For those who didn’t know there was one…brings history and astrology together…

Definitions, Planetary (Discovery) – Our definitions of “planet” may not even apply in other systems, where earth’s twin may be found this year…Horizon’s Pluto flyby will rekindle dispute…

Student Counselors (Hindustan Times) – Astrologers are helping young people explore career aptitudes…

Close Encounter (NASA) – Mars will be as close and bright as it gets, in opposition Sun and Venus, right at the full Moon (especially large and close, at perigee a "supermoon"), this month’s outgoing kicker…look up and wonder…

Pluto’s Tiny Sister (Discovery) – Smallest of Kuiper Belt objects is only a third of a mile in diameter…

Heir By The Stars (The Guardian) – Astrology is being used to prepare North Korean populace to accept and revere the replacement for ailing Kim Jong-il…

Stargazers Sway Elections (AFP) – Not surprising, considering where they are being held…business as usual, actually…

Potter’s World (Birmingham Black and White) – The Alabama Museum of Health Sciences new exhibition features the astrological philosophies of Renaissance medicine, using Harry Potter as its theme…

Influencing Asteroids (Scientific American) – What influence asteroids have on Earth may be in question, but not the other way around…

Haydn at the Hayden (NY Times) – Haydn comic opera featuring a wily astrologer opens at New York City’s high-tech planetarium…

Swamis Talk Science (DNA India) – A gathering of Hindu gurus are looking for reconciliation, starting with a shift to the tropical year…

Doomsday Doubt (Pravda) – Russian astrologers pour cold water on Mayan calendar apocalypse…maybe a gradual change of consciousness instead…Indian starcaster agrees....

Off-The-Mark Remarks (Desicritics) – A scientist, an astrologer, and a rationalist were put into the same room to discuss Haiti and the eclipse…the opening for a good joke…

Tribute To Saturn (Cornell) – Give this new DVD a listen…sound like Saturn to you?…

Ribbon At The Edge (NASA) – The edge of our solar system, it twines around us like a great celestial snake. Its mystery, though not its effects, may have been solved…

Software Troubles (DNA India) – UK MP under fire for buying astrological software…755 pounds sterling of public money…

Astrologers Knew (Canada.com) – Cities have lifespans, and evolve accordingly, something astrologers already knew…

Pluto’s Anniversary (Cape Cod Online) – It’s been 80 years since Pluto became part of our consciousness…a peaceful planet minding its own business?…ironic text here…

Farther From The Sun (Softpedia) – We’re drifting away from our star, albeit slowly, and it could be dark matter that’s forcing itself between us…

Connect The Dots (mi2g) – Earth, Moon, Mars and Sun together may account for major weather evolution…

More From Apophis (PR Web) – Now UFO contactees are getting in on the threatening asteroid story…

Trees On Mars (Daily Mail) – Well, it looks a lot like trees, anyway…from NASA…

Longest Eclipse (Mizzima) – This week’s solar eclipse is the longest of the century, and goes right over Burma, land of star-driven junta that could use a little change…

Tapestry Of Faith And Science (Financial Times) – Here’s a must-see exhibit next time you’re in New York City, at the Rubin Museum of Art…

Mystery Asteroid Flyby (Discovery) – Something is dogging our path in the sky, asteroid, man-made, or something else?...great NASA java animation here…

Sweet Spots (Time) – The reason we and other Earth-like planets didn’t get gobbled up early is because they found Lagrange-like spots of equilibrium in the early chaos…

Decade of Doom (Frontier Post) – That’s what this political columnist from Peshawar and Quetta sees, linked to the planets…

Star Study (Times of India) – Doctors, lawyers, bankers, and other professionals are crowding to sign up for courses in astrology…

Constellation Cufflinks (Jessica Cushman) – Just out: jewelled constellations for your cuffs, a sparkling cut above the usual zodiac trinkets, very classy for $85…plus, from another accessory source, chains of moons and stars…

Crossing Over (Brooklyn Eagle) – From school crossing guard to astro-reincarnation expert…a lateral career move?…

All-Star Cast (Herald-Sun) – Brit columnist muses on how starcasters cast their stars…

Star Mitzvah (Jewish News) – Uranus and Neptune finally get their Hebrew names…

Chicken Or Egg (Market Oracle) – In business cycles, like planetary cycles, a major question is what detail of the pattern specifically triggers the change…

On The Wane (Middle East Online) – Analyst repeats just what we said long ago about superpower’s inevitable decline…

Astro Bard (Mudgee Guardian) – Shakespeare was an astrologer, soldier, sailor, lawyer, spy…and a doctor…

Last Year’s Future (The Nation) – How did prominent  predictors’ prognostications from 2009 turn out?…some, not too badly…others, well…

Younger Than We Think (Wired) – The planets are not as old as presumed, but by a million or so years, who’s counting?…

Russia Steps In (Wall St. Journal) – Russia is now actively interested in saving the earth from threatening asteroid Apophis, headed for Earth all too soon…

Earth-sized Planet (Space.com) – One could be right here in our own solar system, and NASA is on its trail…

On A Blue Moon (NASA) – The “decade from hell” ends, appropriately, on a blue Moon…

Earthquake Tides (Wired) – Tidal forces roll out quakes, new research reveals…

A More Stable Oath (Express Buzz) – Politician changes swearing-in time at astrologer’s advice, to enhance future government stability…

Matters Of The Heart (DNA) – They’re more important than money these days, say Subcontinent starcasters…economy must be getting better over there…

Struggle For Existence (The Hindu) – Some astrologers there, however, are barely scratching out a living…

Racing Toward Russia (Times Of India) – Now on Ellesmere Island, only forty years ago the magnetic poles were on Prince of Wales Island and Commonwealth Bay, and at forty miles a year, soon Russia will capture the honor…to be sure if where you are, stick with the North Star…

Beliefs Down Under (Sydney Morning Herald) – In new survey, Australians buy into astrology more than much-ballyhooed American pollmore details here…

Pregnant Island (Fiji Times) – Mother earth and Moon goddess lies astride South Sea newly-noticed island contours…you haven’t read this one…

Sealed Envelopes (DNA India) – The latest pop news “test” of astrology ploughs on…

Star In The East (Radio Iowa) – Explanations for the Star of Bethlehem have been refreshingly scarce this season, this being the only one about…except for this one…And of course, this one…

The Gemini Astrolabe (Londonist) – On display now at the Royal Observatory, Greenwich...

Astronomers Celebrate At Stonehenge (Gazette and Herald) -- …along with archaeologists, and probably a few astrological gate-crashers as well, this winter solstice…

Time Capsule (BeliefNet) – Astrologer Lynn Hayes unearths a Time magazine article that digs into our personal past, literally…the complete March 1969 original is here…

Democrats Favor Astrology (WND) – More from the recent Pew study…the right wing may favor religion, but it’s the lefties who are more hands-on with the mysterious, two to one…

Planetary Music (Faster Times) – Planetary motion converts to musical intervals in translation of Kepler’s Harmonices Mundi…we’re big on that ourselves…

Voice of the Earth (Countercurrents) – What the Earth feels, we feel, and that may be the middle step that connects us to the planets…well, that’s our take…

Spiral Over Norway (YouTube) – A mysterious spiral in the sky appeared in the dark Norway skies…an omen above the climate change conference?...speculation is rife…

Broiled, Not Burned (New Scientist) – Asteroid strike was hot, but not flaming, new evidence reveals…

Saturn’s Hexagon (Popular Science) – More on the mysterious giant hexagon on Saturn’s north pole, with great moving pix…

Mix and Match Metaphysics (Washington Post) – Nearly a quarter of avowed Christians believe in reincarnation and astrology, according to new American survey...

Astrological Profiling (Spartan Daily) – Girl feels misjudged by Sun-sign prejudice, the “dark side of astrology”…perhaps she’ll sue…

Simple Numbers (NY Times) -- Numerologists are horning in on astrologers' territory in traditional India, because it's less complicated...

Massive Expansion (DNA India) – Ganesha Speaks plans to take over the astrological world…boss starcaster Bejan Daruwalla has his eyes on the prize, as burgeoning tele-astros rake in the cash from hungry fortune-consumers…

Wedding Halls Packed (Times Of India) – The stars are smiling, the rupees rolling in…’tis the season to get married…

Solar Tsunamis (NASA) – Monster waves have got the Sun all riled up…

Red Planet Once Blue (Daily Mail) – Mars was once covered with oceans, a blue pearl like Earth, long before the god of war...

The Handcuffed Statue (The Irrawaddy) – Statue of goddess is shackled every evening, perhaps on orders from Burmese junta leader and his astrologers to thwart the resistance…

Electric Comets (Thunderbolts) – Among other wonders, new comet data allegedly proves that “Climate change…is doubtless an aspect of the electrical connection between Earth, the Sun, and the galaxy.”

Cult Monuments In Moscow (Pravda) – More from Pravda on the celestial origins of Stalinist structures…

Liquor Stocks (Money Control) – Buy some shares in booze in dips this week, or just dip in and share some, always our advice in shaky times…

Full Moon Highway (DNA) – A particular stretch of road goes dangerously mad when the full Moon hovers…

2012 Panned (New Scientist) – Well, New Scientist really hates this movie, unsurprisingly, except some of the effects are cool…

I’m A Planet, Damn It! (New Scientist) – Outer planet complains righteously to New Scientist blogger…

2012 (Vedic) (Sify) – Everybody else is putting down doomsday, why not a shot from Vedic astrology?…

The Fertility Show (The Guardian) – Anything and everything to get you pregnant, including astrological services

At It Again (The Independent) – French soccer coach Raymond Domenich adds tarot to his regular astrological requirements for his team, annoying many including this columnist, but he continues to dominate the game…

2012 Debunked (National Geographic) – That ageless coffee-table magazine puts its two cents in on the imminent end of the world, with a TV special to match…plus another take by NASA

Cell Phone Swami (Newswire Today) – Now you can get those individual birth chart reports as an app on your iPhone…

Soccer Signs (Bleacher Report) – Our favorite team Liverpool’s main players – clever,  albeit it just Sun signs…

Where Is Planet X (Discovery) – Planet-finder and Pluto-demoter Mike Brown is questioned about where the next one might be…

On-Time Delivery (Global Post) – Another, nice long piece on the ins and outs of custom C-sections for picking a child’s horoscope, a rising trend on the Subcontinent and the East…



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